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Synopsis: Nothing radiates confidence at the gym like ultra-cotton sleeveless shirts promoting the world's largest online personal recreational project showcase! Yes, these are a real thing and you can buy them! I don't have the e-commerce site set up yet so, for now, just ask me and I'll, like, totally hook you up!! These are guaranteed to make you stronger and better looking!*.
* Probably does none of those things